Modern Seinfeld Monday: The Follow Back

Jerry spends the night in the ER after a fan puts Jerry’s Twitter and Facebook info as his emergency contact.

Elaine considers breaking up with her boyfriend after she sees that he wears briefs instead of boxer briefs.

Elaine: Am I at that point? Am I back to dating guys who haven’t discovered boxers?
Jerry: What’s the big deal, if you like him?
Elaine: The big deal is that it says something. If he’s always worn them, it means he’s behind the times. If he wore boxer briefs and went back, that shows poor decision making skills.
Jerry: Well he is dating you.
Elaine: What was that?
Jerry: Noth–
Elaine: Shut up.
Jerry: Okay.

George is troubled when a girl he’s been flirting with allows him to follow her on Instagram but does not follow him back.

George: Good sign or bad sign?
Jerry: Very bad sign. It says I don’t hate you, but I don’t like you. I care just enough so that you can envy my life but not enough to where I want to even think about yours.
George: So it’s like every other relationship I’ve had.
Jerry: Essentially.