Someone anonymously pays for George’s meal. And instead of feeling grateful, it send him into a tailspin.
George: This is no good.…
Jerry: Someone paid for your meal. Your whole life is centered around getting others to pay for your meals.
George: You don’t understand. I don’t know the unwritten rules of doing good.
Jerry: Well, that will come with experience.
George: Well do I still have to tip? And if I don’t, how does that make me look to the server? She knows I was planning on paying something.
Jerry: Ah, I see your point. This is interesting.
George: Is there a statue of limitations on “paying it forward?” Can I wait till next week? Six months? I’m at a loss, Jerry!
Jerry: For once, your stinginess has led to a legitimate intellectual breakthrough.
George: Thank you.
Jerry: That wasn’t a compliment.
Elaine is upset that Puddy is refusing her advances now that football has started back.
Elaine: Did you just move my hand?
Puddy: No, I was just…Yes, I was moving your hand. I don’t like to be touched during the game.
Elaine: What if I touch you he–
Puddy: Nowhere! I’ve waited months to watch the Giants.
Elaine: I can make you wait too, ya know?
Puddy: Not like the NFL does.
Elaine: That’s it! See you after the Super Bowl.
Kramer makes a new friend in the apartment complex. He’s been steadily escalating the relationship. From acquaintance, to friend, to good friend, to BFF, to boyfriend. Unfortunately, he sends a text where he confuses BFF with BBW, which messes up the whole situation.
Haiku Thursday: Cancelled Meeting Edition
Trump, Kim Jong–cancel
your meetings, just know Haiku
Thursday’s here to stay
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