Fake Quote Friday: Western Conference Finals, Eastern Hemisphere Summit Edition

“Who knows with that dude. He changes directions more than Chris Paul in the lane off a high screen and roll after a set play called during a timeout.” –Kim Jong Un

Haiku Thursday: Cancelled Meeting Edition

Trump, Kim Jong–cancel
your meetings, just know Haiku
Thursday’s here to stay

Haiku Thursday: Presidential Edition

When I’m made Poet

Laureate, we’ll have State of

the Union haikus