“I have a lot of conversations with people who want to start their own thing, and one of my favorite questions to ask is, ‘Is this an itch, or is it burning?’ If it is just an itch, it is not sufficient. It gets to this point of how badly you really want it.”
“With stamina like Bruce Jenner / the winner / tastin’ emcees for dinner / You must be crazy like that glue / to think that you could outdo / my one-two that’s sick like the flu” –Craig Mack, “Flava in Ya Ear”
“What can I do? What can I say? / Is there another way / Blunts and gin all day, twenty-fo’ parlay / My lil’ homie G / Can’t you see, I’m busta free / All eyez on me” –Kate Middleton #fakequotefriday
“C’mon West Virginia! I thought y’all were together. It’s like y’all fell apart at the worst possible time. A team needs to move in the same direction.” –Zayn Malik #fakequotefriday #NCAA #basketball #OneDirection
Kentucky 78 West Virginia 39
“The veracity of my pellucid acumen is validated not by the words alone, but by the indomitable vanguard who uttered them at their inception.” –Howard Cosell, after the Holmes-Cobb fight where he vowed never to call another boxing match #wisdomwednesday
“Eating bacteria is one of life’s great pleasures […] Beer, wine, cheese, bread, cured meats, coffee, chocolate: our best-loved foods are almost all fermented.” –Burkhard Bilger, “Nature’s Spoils” #wisdomwednesday
“Well, it’s about time Disney started making Frozen 2. What took y’all so long anyway?” –Mayweather & Pacquiao #fakequotefriday
“It has always been my belief that people are remembered for the sum of their accomplishments but defined by their singular failure.” –Chuck Klosterman #wisdomwednesday #chuckklosterman #popculture
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Fake Quote Friday: Western Conference Finals, Eastern Hemisphere Summit Edition
“Who knows with that dude. He changes directions more than Chris Paul in the lane off a high screen and roll after a set play called during a timeout.” –Kim Jong Un
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